The only thing pitchers have to fear is............. Matt Stairs himself.

This time the victim was Washington's Joel Hanrahan. After walking the bases loaded for one of the newest Phillies, Raul Ibanez, Hanrahan saw Mr. Stairs step out into the on deck circle. This shook Hanrahan, he knew he wouldn't want to face that .909 SLG with the bases loaded. The result of the looming Canadian lumber was another Grand Slam Homerun, this time courtesy of Ibanez.

Stairs: "Here Raul, you take the grand salami."
Ibanez: "Are you sure, Matt?"
Stairs: "Of course eh, I'm more of a Canadian bacon man."

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