Quotable Stairs

Everyone and their grandmother are weighing in on the whole Man-Ram (Manny Ramirez if you're not into the whole brevity thing) steroid extravaganza. Did he really do it? Will he make the Hall of Fame? Are those braids really extensions? Who cares.

One person that does matter shared his thoughts on the topic. That person is none other than the great Matt Stairs:

"If you know the stuff isn’t on the list, why take it? I know I’m not very smart, but I know I can figure that one out. There are a bunch of guys who are going to have to stop taking all this health shit and go back to being chubby and having fun.

I think now there are guys who are taking MLB approved supplements and sticking with it,” Stairs said. “But I’ve never even used that stuff and never will unless someone puts it in my drink by mistake."

Amen Mateo, A-MEN. *flexes beer gut*

Also, I would like to point out that the stuff Manny tested postive for was HCG which comes from pregnant women's pee. Pour that on your Cheerios and eat it.

Thanks to our friend Amanda at Swing and a Long Drive for the tip.

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